Anonymous whispered: m!a: eat the smallest pet you have

> The smallest pet you have happens to be one of Treyces fish. 

You have no idea why you suddenly feel the urge to go over to the fish tank. Or why your had moves to grab the tiniest fish. Or why you swallow it whole.

You only realize what happened when it’s already over.

Shit that was his favorite fish.

dangerslut:

bonesetcetera:

Call me the tooth fairy.

Goals.

shadyufo:

Bad Teeth

(Source: bone-lust)

thegreyedwhite:

bloodandvoodoodolls:

> Whines and buries face in boyfriends chest. Sads suck.

> HUG AND SMOOCH HIM.

"You’re a lot to have. ..I mean.. you make me so happy."

> Hugs and smooches help but you still feel kind of bad and stupid.

"Okay…"

> You are sad but you know he wouldn’t lie to you. You must be worth something if three perfect sharks somehow fell in love with you.

thegreyedwhite:

bloodandvoodoodolls:

> NOOOO WHY. Go hug the poor sad boyfriend and make noises to get his attention.

> Whines and buries face in boyfriends chest. Sads suck.

heruion:

You say you want me but whats there to have?

trac3:

<3

okay you don’t wanna stay here? you can get that

> Run to him to grab him, pick him up and carry him to the shore.

> You totally didn’t squeak like a little girl when he picked you up no nope.

> You kind of have a feeling that the next thing that is going to happen will have something to do with you getting thrown inti the ocean. Wouldn’t be the first time.

(Source: candyandsharks)

trac3:

bloodandvoodoodolls:

nooo dont leave me and treyce alone with the heat :’(

you can sit in the bath tub

w o w

(Source: candyandsharks)